Ode to My Dear Melena

 

She appears to me indeed to be

In no acute distress

 

Not the same for me, I quiver to see

Her visage in that dress

 

Her eyes are devoid

of scleral icterus

Looking to the future,

together, I picture us

 

Melena's eyes sparkle, such a beautiful  sight

Pupils equal, round and reactive

to light

 

Melena, it is you

I do adore,

To the point of obsessive

in DSM-IV

 

Her skin is of the smoothest and warmest texture

But her feelings—the same? I can only  conjecture

 

On her carotids, no bruits are heard

But Melena, you make my heart

Burn

Like GERD

 

If I don't pursue her, the other men'll

Her reaction to them?—I hope—WNL

 

Melena, you anchor my

infatuations,

Don't observe, but do feel,

my heart's palpitations

 

Her lungs are clear, as is her sinus

Her choice, unknown

But I know what mine is

 

Her heart sounds are fine,

splitting on S2

Melena, my question

I hope you'll say yes to

 

Melena, it is you I want to take as my wife

Any answer but 'yes'

incompatible with life

 

Let's get married, run away, elope

Melena,I can put the fun

In fundoscope

 

Melena—

a lady—

there is none better

A more perfect woman

Found only in Netter

 

Tom Mathew, M.D.

Class of 2002

Second Place, Poetry