Thersites' Ode in Archaic Mode

 

O, Thersites,
Most unloved
Of Homer's brood,
Bas relief in comic rude,
Poet's foil in pathetic crude.
 

Thersites, O
Uncomely Greek,
Wouldst dare compare
Thine homely mien
With yon Achilles' godlike sheen?
 

O, Thersites,
Hapless fool,
Battle's crimson,
Cheapened fuel,
Power to Menelaus' vengeful duel.
 

Thersites, O
Unclever lout,
Thy witless rabble
In dread and doubt
Did sly Oddyseus grabble and rout.
 

O, Thersites,
Achaean bane,
Best thou slain
On Trojan plain, than heap disdain
'Pon Agamemnon's haughty reign.
 

Thersites, O
Villain of the classes,
Cheek of the masses,
Ignoble fetters bind thy hopes,
Noble betters wrench thy ropes.
 

O, Thersites,
Least of the host,
Awesome heroes bluster and boast,
And wager thy life, heedless the need,
Thee and thy brethren suffer and bleed.
 

Thersites, O
Plaintive lament,
Life denied sain, thy dignity rent,
Shouting in vain thine anger to vent,
Silence thy pain, embrace thine indent.

 

*Author's note: Thersites is the antithesis of the heroes in Homer's epic Greek poem of the Trojan War, The Iliad. A common, ugly and impudent Greek soldier, Thersites is one of the earliest literary examples of the powerlessness of common troops.

 

 

Robert M. Wesley
Department of External and Health Affairs