Thanks

 

You cleaned out my fridge and you mopped up my floor

You scrubbed out the bathroom and wiped down the door

Enough hair in the sink for a family of Wookiees

And you filled up my fridge with chocolate chip cookies

You took out my trash that was swarming with ants

You picked up the laundry and washed all my pants

Now we have milk, cheese, and drinks that are cold

The one loaf of bread is not covered in mold

Cleaning this place filled me with trepidation

Now the ants and the gnats seek alternate accommodation

Because you took the time to lend me a hand

Now the guts of my cadaver I can well understand

On your love I have always been totally trusting

I'm sorry this place became so disgusting!

 

Blaine Eubanks
Class of 2008