Jesus

was

one

lucky

SOB,

I say.

Put

me

     on

a

cross of

wood, hoist my

busted back up before pilate

ceasar mcarthur ike

whoever

whatever I

would take that anytime before this

crucifixion.

I

can’t

shit

can’t

breathe

can’t

swallow

not one more soapsuds

enema. I

have had my

last supper

and

it tasted

like hell, and

I will choose when I

have the stone pulled over

my tomb.

I’ll have

some

more Vicodin

and please don’t

bother

resurrecting

me

thanks.